STUNTMASTER!

Harley:

...eats fire, spits fire, shaves with a torch!

...tapes fireworks to his body and blows them up!

...stops a fan with his tongue!

...walks barefoot on sharp swords!

...cures sinus problems holistically, sticking a high-heeled shoe and a power drill, straight into his nose!

...has concrete blocks smashed on his belly and face, with a full swing of a sledgehammer!

...hangs things from his eyelids with fishhooks!

...lies on a futon of barbed wire, and when he gets up, it's sticking to his back!

...has a Harley-Davidson motorcycle park on top of him, on a bed of nails!

...WORLD RECORD! weight on top of someone on a bed of nails!

...WORLD RECORD! minimum number of nails in a bed of nails, four nine-inch spikes!

"Too Dangerous to Include!"

Mark Young, editor

Guinness Book of Records