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Harley stopping a fan with his tongue...
Look At What People Say...
From Colleges:
"Harley's performance was gripping, amazing, electric! Harley is just a heck of a guy!"
Emporia State University
"Harley broke all attendance records! Students loved the show: some were so enthralled, they stayed after, until the building was closed. Harley is truly the most professional lunatic!"
Penn State-Berks
"Wonderful, easy, and pleasant to work with. He is unbelievably entertaining!
Quinnipiac College
"Outstanding everything! Our students were absolutely mesmerized!"
Suffolk County Community College
"The audience was amazed by the "crazy" stunts Harley did. He was hysterically funny and kept everyone on their toes the entire show!"
East Stroudsburg University
"Truly different...Very entertaining...Someone has to show the world that there's more to life than Siegfried and Roy and David Copperfield!"
Bard College
From Media:
"No, no! Oh, my God! No!"
Geraldo Rivera
"Such a thing you never saw!"
The Washington Post
"The Future of the Sideshow!"
The Learning Channel
"So far beyond what anyone else is currently doing, he's already the premier sideshow performer of the 22nd century!"
James Taylor, editor, Shocked & Amazed: On and Off the Midway
"World Renowned Escape Artist!"
Fox Family Channel
"Ein Fakir!"
Das Bild
"Too dangerous to include!"
Mark Young, editor, Guinness Book of Records
"He is a calm, intellegent man, and has a fascinating knowledge of the philosophy of pain..."
Tätowier Magazine
From Performers and Other Knowledgeable People:
"What a feast for thought!"
Teller, of Penn & Teller
"The World's Best Sideshow Performer!"
Ward Hall, Grand Old Man of the Sideshow, 55 years on the road
"Reinventing the art of escapes!"
Todd Robbins, author, Magic of the Sideshow
"A Human Oxymoron!"
John Meah
"Just a regular guy in a rock'n'roll bar, who just happens to be floating on the ceiling!"
The Enigma
"A brilliant sideshow performer..."
Jim Rose
"A consummate showman"
Online review
"Harley is one of the most well-spoken and classiest lecturers I've ever seen!"
Online review
"A manic genius!"
Online review